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A pair of a poem

Updated: Feb 8, 2025


Is a pair the same as two of ?

Does it have to be two of a kind ?

If you wear red sock on your left foot

And a blue one on your right

Are they still a pair?

An odd pair of socks, yes I think

I have never understood a pair of ladies tights

Or a pair of trousers

They are clearly one garment

Two legs, two legs

I hear you say

But a shirt has two sleeves

A bra has two cups

But neither is referred to as a pair


5 Comments


Jarlath Busby
Jarlath Busby
Feb 08, 2025

Inspiring- two b's or not two bees? What's a pair?

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Nigel Smith
Nigel Smith
Feb 06, 2025

Excellent Mr Troon! As valid as any Koan from the east, (koan- a paradoxical anecdote or riddle without a solution, used in Zen Buddhism to demonstrate the inadequacy of logical reasoning and provoke enlightenment)

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Martin Pickard
Martin Pickard
Feb 05, 2025

And what do you call half a pair of scissors?

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Darrell Troon
Darrell Troon
Mar 09, 2025
Replying to

A knife ?

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Stephen Kingsnorth
Stephen Kingsnorth
Feb 05, 2025

Nice analysis and musing; that's the kind of way I think! I fear you'll set me off too....

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