Life lessons

Good evening everyone

Welcome to my life

An eclectic mixture of

Trouble and strive

I will read

Every cloud has a silver lining

Always look on the right side of life

To keep those blues away

Make every day pancake day

Always hold open the door

Never lick the floor

Never punch a gnome

Always charge your mobile phone

Always polite, never rude

Never coarse, never crude

Launder your jokes

Before you say them outloud

You look like a classy crowd

Just one more thing

you really really need to know

Never ever eat yellow snow