Fuzzy Foggy Flatline
Apologies if this perverse verse offends lest
It fails to pass the bawdiness Bobbies’ test
Bawdy, lewd, crude or just plain absurd
Censorship surely is the worst C-word
I digress, the nurse set my timed cognitive test
“Give me the words you can think of starting with F”
My wife chipped in as my mind started to stall
“Fuck, fanny and fud, you’ve not mentioned at all”
Though the nurse smiled at the input of my dear’s
I blushed at affronting such tender young ears
Still my heart warmed as my brain starts to ail
How my wife couldn’t see me, what’s the word….Fail
Fantastic fun effin exellent.
Fun frivolous and filthy :-)