April Falls
- Graham Pitcher
- Apr 2, 2025
- 1 min read
Updated: May 16, 2025
Pinch punch...
wait for the crunch
As gravity wins the day
Splish splosh
Oh my gosh
It’s downhill all the way
Toodle pip
Enjoy your trip
Nought to ninety* in one
Ding dong
It all went wrong
Need to call someone
Bumps a daisy
Things got hazy
Down we go again
Pop and fizz
I’m all in a tizz
Best lay off the Champagne!
GCP 25
*Degrees
Dippity doo - love the way it trips along.
Fabulous Graham, the nursery rhyme rhythm is perfect, 'one, two, buckle my shoe', a serious message that was left on the kitchen table while I was busy tapping out its metre and playing around with the cadence. Thank you
"I'll have what he had." harry met Sally