We hit a glitch in twenty three
But this year, if you'll vote for me,
I'll broker a Ukrainian peace
Ensure all migrant crossings cease
Pay will double, taxes fall
Care homes will be free to all.
I'll drive down mortgages and rents
Banish homelessness and tents
Cities will be free from crime
And every train will run on time.
No more potholes, no more smogs
No-one mauled by dangerous dogs
Seas and rivers will be clean
Cars and power stations green. . .
"But Rishi, what if Labour's lost?"
"I'll say I had my fingers crossed."
What a wonderful world it would be. Dream on.
Could you get a promise of a cure too?