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Not Again

Oh no, I need to wee again

I cannot possibly need to go

This inconvenience is such a pain.

But the last thing I need is a overflow!

So off I trot, to the water closet

Looks like I am making good time

Should get there in time for a controlled deposit.

My hand touches the door handle and…. it is showtime !!

My bladder shouts “bombardier doors away”

The brain screams, no not yet, in a panic

The bathroom floor becomes a raceway

The situation’s manic.

One does a risky Charleston across the tiles and spins

lands upon the target, with a sigh of relief

As the wonderful bliss begins

Although I know my gratification will be very brief

I can relax and smile

And know I have avoided a major set back.

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