Oh no, I need to wee again
I cannot possibly need to go
This inconvenience is such a pain.
But the last thing I need is a overflow!
So off I trot, to the water closet
Looks like I am making good time
Should get there in time for a controlled deposit.
My hand touches the door handle and…. it is showtime !!
My bladder shouts “bombardier doors away”
The brain screams, no not yet, in a panic
The bathroom floor becomes a raceway
The situation’s manic.
One does a risky Charleston across the tiles and spins
lands upon the target, with a sigh of relief
As the wonderful bliss begins
Although I know my gratification will be very brief
I can relax and smile
And know I have avoided a major set back.