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There is a little trend, that is sweeping across our nation

In National and local government, and is causing consternation

Working out were everything is, can cause us all frustration

To tell the truth, or am I, it's called Johnsonalisation

It started as a Borism, but that didn't cut the ice

Which was needed at the party, he attended once or twice

In order to control things, and keep them from the Press

They invented Johnsonalisation, and the Cabinet were impressed

And if you are unlucky, your misdemeanour found

It can be Johnsonalisated, to where it's safe and sound

And under an enquiry, no comment can be made

Therefore the Johnsonalidated Johnsonalisation can always be displayed

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