When life gets rowdy
Down the village square
I’m told to “Wade in.”
“just Grow a Pear”
Now I’m no gardener
I live in a flat
But if Pears grow in rivers
I’ll eat my hat.
So I planted a pip
It grew out of reach
I’m told “in the Pear world”
“It’s a real Peach “
Now totally confused
With this fruity fayre
Have I grown a Peach
Or grown a Pear?
It's time for dinner
I’ll just have a scoop
My favourite dish
Hot Bowler soup!
GCP 24