Dadjoku
I tried writing a haiku.
It’s a lot harder than it looks
I’ve never done it before
I googled how it’s done
Five words then seven then another five
Seems to be the pattern
So...
thought I’d try something new,
Combining a dad joke with a haiku,
I call it a Dadjoku
Using that as a framework
I wrote the following bits and pieces
In the spirit of haiku
# 1
Today, from Amazon, I purchased
A single egg and a single chicken,
I shall let you know
# 2
You carried the coal in,
Whistling, ‘I’ve got you under my skin,’
A Cole Porter tune , coincidently
# 3 ( with due regard to Dick Martin of “the cowpats” )
If you fancy a chat,
About my persistent condensation problem, pop round
The kettle is always on.
# 4
I am reading about antigravity,
An interesting book that I am finding
Very hard to put down
what do you get if
you take a joke and combine It,
with a rhetorical question....?
Mark Crump©️2024