Diagnosis Day. 6th Feb 2015

Updated: Apr 21

A Doctor’s Diagnosis

( you may need a dictionary…I did )

Ah Mr Crump, do come in and sit down,

let me just get your file ,

Yours is a very unusual case,

I’ve been studying it for quite awhile

Your Tardigrade tendencies and excessive Succussion

When found together, as on this occasion,

are fairly good indicators of what it is,

that seems to be causing your Titubation

add to this your minuscule Griffonage,

and your troubles with deglutition,

and your symptoms seem to point towards,

two specific but totally different conditions .

This would explain your general feeling of unease,

and could be the reason for your mounting Pantophobia,

I’m sorry to say ,Mr Crump, that you’ve either got Parkinson’s Disease,

Or Hippopotomonstrosequippedaliophobia.

Or possibly both