Remember old Auden
And stop all the clocks.
Put down what you're doing
Then run amok.
For it took me ten minutes
To put on one sock!
You find the reason
I can't decide.
It's the whole truth, though.
Don't tell me I lied.
Perhaps put the blame on
My defective Hose.
Don't say it's the fault of
Obstreperous Toes...
Perhaps it was simply the Guinness..?
😂